Reasons why Salsa Dancing is Better than Sex

A famous catch phrase on Twitter is: “My Salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants.” Unexpectedly, this message is being re-tweeted by many girls. So, let us do a checklist of reasons why Salsa dancing is better than sex. Note: do not take everything too seriously. The reasons for why Salsa is better than sex have been separated into different stages and reasons for sexual activities.

 

Finding a Partner

1. Finding a partner for Salsa is better than finding a Sex mate :You can get a partner with just a wink or a nod instead of first going through the tedious process of coming up with unique opening sentences. In that same line: a Salsa song lasts about 4 minutes, so there is no time for intro conversation.
2. You can actually see how your potential partner moves instead of having to guess.
3. Bachata, Zouk, Kizomba, Latino and Caribbean female dance partners can actually feel the size of the  coveted male organ whilst dancing close together instead of them having to guess it by looking at the size of the man's hands or feet.
4. You do not have to be afraid that your potential partner is intended in “catching” you for a long term relationship.
5. You do not have to put up with a potential partner who talks too much.
6. You don't have to pay for a lots of drinks to get your potential partner “in the mood”. Heck, you don't have to pay at all.
7. For men: the lady accepts in advance that you are the boss.
8. Foreplay is not required.

The Deed Itself

Dancing Salsa is better than having Sex because:

1. It is not forbidden to dance Salsa in public.
2. You can have as many partners as you like without people making negative comments about it.
3. Many partners can take turns at you without your life partner getting jealous.
4. You do not have to worry about catching a venereal disease.
5. You do not have to worry about birth control.
6. Salsa dancing lasts longer.
7. Men do not have to worry about finishing too soon.
8. Both partners are fully engaged.
9. “Faking it” is not a problem.
10. You are not required to give your partner an actual orgasm.

At the End

Finishing a Salsa dance is better than finishing Sexual intercourse because:

1. It is not required for you to give your partner extra attention after you finish.
2. There is no awkward moment if you did not like it.
3. You do not have to promise to do it again.
4. You do not have to exchange telephone numbers.
5. You are not required to stay with the same partner the whole night. 

You can comment down below and tell us if you have other advantages or why you think that Sex is way better than Salsa dancing.

See Yanet Fuentes dance some Sexy Salsa at BBC's So You Think You Can Dance.