You know you are addicted to Salsa when... (part 2 of 2)

Salsa is highly addictive. It's life changing in fact. So much that once you go salsa you never go back, nor do you ever stop! As the rhythm enters your bloodstream, you are hooked for life. Daily life patterns are substituted for salsa, taking over your body and mind. Here follows the other 50 signs of addiction. I am sure there are many, many more. Don't say I didn't warn you!

51. Listen only to Latino music so that you can have more Latino blood in you

52. You quit badminton club, basketball team because the calendar conflict with Salsa.

53. Only salsa music in your iPod.

54. You get stopped (at work, in a grocery store, in the mall, etc.) by random people telling you that they have seen you dance.

55. The only time you rest in the club is during the Merengue breaks.

56. You can only stand Merengue for a few songs.

57. You are on that eternal search for those perfect shoes.

58. Nobody wants to go shopping with you because all you talk about is how that would look so good in the salsa club.

59. You are in church listening to the sermon, but secretly you are dancing in your head.

60. You get desperate to practice and you dance with an imaginary partner.

61. You realize that the only thing you have done for the past few months is go salsa dancing every weekend and you feel you still haven't gotten enough.

62. You realize that the only thing you have done for the past few YEARS is go salsa dancing every weekend and you feel you still haven't gotten enough.

63. For your birthday, you ask for something related to Salsa (i.e. lessons, new shoes, new outfit).

64. For your birthday, your friends buy you something related to Salsa.

65. You get a few friends together and the first thing that comes to mind is Rueda.

66. You are looking for a wedding dress that you can dance Salsa in.

67. You use to have other hobbies.

68. You have chronic knee and back problems from all the dips, flips, and tricks.

69. You start wearing tight t-shirts.

70. You try to pass your addiction onto your other friends.

71. You walk into the club and everyone there is like family to you.

72. You have experienced at least one time when you overexerted yourself on the dance floor.

73. Your idea of a good first date is to go Salsa dancing.

74. Heaven is having lots of space on the dance floor.

75. Having a conversation that has no relevance to Salsa, but somehow the conversation to end with Salsa.

76. Your skirt keeps getting shorter and shorter.

77. Hell is a place where there is no Salsa.

78. Your password is SALSAFREAK.

79. You have engaged in fisticuffs with another dancer over the 1 and the 2.

80. You decide that going out salsa dancing is more important than studying for that big exam.

81. You lie to your boss and tell him/her the reason you have to fly to Los Angles/New York/Miami or Puerto Rico is strictly for business.

82. You get caught by your boss surfing OnlineSalsa.com during working hours.

83. You did the death-drop move and never came back up.

84. You leave the club at 3 a.m., completely tired from dancing all night, and you get stopped by the cops because you were swerving on the road. When the cop asks you to perform the walk, you start busting out your Salsa.

85. You decide the only man/woman you will marry has to be a Salsa dancer.

86. One of your pet peeves are cumbia dancers.

87. Your family coat-of-arms features a couple Salsa dancing.

88. Club owners hate you because you go to the club and all you do is drink the free water.

89. (Salseras only)You practice day/night with your partner and when you go to the clubs together, he goes dancing with all the different women and you never get asked.

90. You become jealous when watching your dance partner, whom you have no relations with, dance with another person.

91. You bust out some Salsa solo moves when waiting in line to use the restroom.

92. You have Salsa music on your answering machine.

93. You sing Salsa songs in the shower.

94. You and your friend/partner dance in the oddest places (i.e. grocery store, mall, gym, work, etc.).

95. Immediately after you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, you go Salsa dancing.

96. Your neighbors are wondering what the hell that is you are playing.

97. You check you the Salsa web's partner search everyday.

98. You own at least 2-3 salsa instructional videos.

99. You were already dancing salsa while in your mother's womb.

100. You do your leg workout earlier in the week so you can have fresh legs for your salsa weekend.